15 People Share Their Sex Horror Stories With Everyone
Friday, Dec 16, 2016, 5:02 pm
Given the fact how lazy we humans are, God has to come up with something really great to keep this human population growing! Thanks to him, we now have a thing called sex, which is the most important thing in life for many people around the world. Sex is great. However, there is always a deep and dark side attached to it. Here are fifteen people who shared their gross, bizarre and horrible sex stories.
1.When People Have to Poop Pool Balls
"My boyfriend and I were at my grandparents' house, and went in the basement to 'play a game of pool.' When we started having sex, he decided it'd be a good idea to shove a pool ball up my butt. I was horrified and in so much pain. I had to go upstairs, walk by my grandmother while I had a pool ball in my butt, and poop it out in the toilet. While I was on the toilet, I found out my boyfriend put a golf ball up there too."
While there is nothing wrong in exploring new avenues, one must make sure that they don't end up messing their body or health. Inserting random foreign objects into anus may sometimes lead to a terrible infections or anal injuries.
2.This is Literally Giving a Flying F*ck
"I got a little bored when I was ~doing the deed~ with my friend. I decided I wanted to be on top, so I used my feet to carefully push him away. The poor guy went flying across my room and smacked his head on my bedside table. He landed with his legs in the air, ass slightly raised, and a lampshade on his head."
Depending on the level of athleticism people show on their beds, sexual activity does have a big scope for terrible accidents. Do you know that a man can break his penis during intercourse? It is called a penile fracture. Take care, guys!
3.Thanking God Is Not a Bad Thing
"I was dating this really hot Brazilian man at the time. One night, he was getting frisky and hitting all of the right spots. After we both achieved the desired results, he started to recite an Ave Maria prayer in Portuguese. It was really random because I'm not even Christian!"
God is great. Why not thank him for everything you have in your life. Have you ever read about the stories of 30 year old virgin guys? If you do, you will understand how lucky you are to have a lady in bed!