15 Funniest Drunk Texts That Will Make You Lol
Friday, Jun 3, 2016, 7:47 am
Drunk texts are those funny, weird, stupid, buggy and pointless text messages drunk people send to their partners, exes or friends. If you have an alcoholic friend, you might have received a few of them already! Texting is something a drunk person should never try to do. It is because juiceheads hardly have any kind of control on them. Their actions under the influence such as texting or personal messaging doesn't make any sense.
Anyone can receive awkward text messages from a drunk guy or girl. You need not be their ex or boyfriend/girlfriend to receive them! Sometimes, parents get them too. Crushes aren't an exception either!
As you know, a person temporarily loses common sense and ability to think wisely under the influence of alcohol. The result of the influence can be pretty dangerous or completely hilarious. In most cases, texting under the influence results in amusing conversations. Drunk texts are really funny, and this is the reason why they are famous on the internet. Many people like reading and sharing such funny texts. Do you want to read some as well? Check these fifteen funny drunk texts that make you LOL!
1.Hell Yeah, I'm Batman
Red Bull gives you wings, but Vodka makes you Batman! Check how this drunk dude is quietly pissing off his girlfriend with stupid messages! It was 3:38 AM, and this dude was still drunk from last night's dose of alcohol. He woke up his girl only to tell her he is Batman!
Texting while drunk is a tough job. It's hard to control those dancing alphabets on keypad. The mind thinks one, the fingers do the other, and the eyes see some other. Watch this poor drunk man who nearly invented a new language out of struggle to type 'I'm sick'.
3.That Was a Masterpiece
Alcohol, at times, introduces best of you to rest of the world. This drunk text is hilarious. Apparently, this drunk guy is asking his friend to do a favor. As you can see, this dude wants his friend to update his status to "Chillin With Jesus" when he dies.