15 Hilarious Adult Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Hysterically
Thursday, Dec 29, 2016, 11:56 am
Adult jokes, crude jokes, off-color jokes, whatever the name may be, they are a treat to read, particularly if you love reading short jokes. As the name suggests, only grownups can understand these jokes. Adult jokes mostly revolve around sex, inappropriate relationships, etc. Check these fifteen hilarious adult jokes that will make you laugh hard. Laugh hard, but don't forget to share the laughter!
1.A Man in a Hotel Lobby
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he proceeds to walk towards the front desk, his elbow accidentally hits a woman's breast. The man tells the lady in a shaky voice, "If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me." The lady replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room no. 1221."
2.Password is Not Long Enough!
A man and his wife are sitting in front of their PC, and trying to set up a new password. The husband types 'mypenis' as password. The wife immediately falls on ground laughing as she sees an error message on the computer screen that reads as "Error! Password's Not Long Enough."
3.The Lie Detector Robot
A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He wanted to test the robot.
Dad: Son, come here.
Son: Dad, what?
Dad: Where were you yesterday?
Son: School, of course!
(Robot slaps the son)
Son: I'm sorry dad, I went to a movie.
(Robot slaps the son again)
Son: I'm sorry dad, I watched porn.
Dad: When I was of your age, I don't even know what porn is.
(Robot slaps the dad)
Mom: After all, he is your son. What else can you expect him to do?
(Robot slaps the mom hard!)