There are two kinds of people on Earth. One kind who roll on the floor laughing at these God jokes, and the other who go mad for making these God jokes! Which category do you think you belong? If you are the first type, we promise you are going to laugh hysterically upon reading these funny twitter jokes about God. We repeat; you are going to laugh your a*s off! Hey, millions of religious people in the world believe God created everything, from a giant dinosaur to a small bug. These funny tweets are based on the very fundamental belief of every religion. Trust us; you are absolutely going to love them!
1.He Always Has His Own Ideas When It Comes to Making Humans
A diamond drill can only pierce teeth. Thank God for the toughness! However, it gets destroyed by chocolate! Oh god, why?
2.Godzilla Must be His Favorite Animal
Oh, wait a minute! They are not real. Godzilla only exist in movies.
3.Going Away Party?
God probably gave the best party ever in the history!!