15 People Confess The Weirdest Thing They Have Masturbated To

Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 11:49 am

Masturbation is a private act. Over 90% of the population does it. However, most people don't admit or talk about it openly. Masturbation is nothing but erotic thinking followed by stimulation of sexual organs to reach an orgasm. One can't really masturbate without thinking about someone or something. People masturbate to their crushes, friends, celebrities, colleagues or just about anyone! What if people actually tell those weird fantasies they have masturbated to? Sounds hilarious, right? Well, It is both amusing and creepy. Read fifteen stories of people confessing the weirdest and craziest thing they have masturbated to.

1.Doing it with the Mud!

When I was a horny fourteen-year-old I hiked the Grand Canyon. I had seen some pretty young girls coming into the canyon on mules and that got me primed. I even saw a lady sunning herself in the nude on some secluded rocks. But it wasn't till I got to a muddy flat right next to the flowing Colorado River that I totally lost control. There I discovered by poking my finger into the mud that it produced a pleasant sucking sensation. So naturally I dropped my drawers and fucked that mud like there was no tomorrow.

TL;DR: I lost my virginity to the loving banks of the Colorado River.

-BeanieMcChimp