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Ugly Celeb Cry Faces

Wednesday, Oct 30, 2019, 7:42 pm


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1.Tonya Harding

Tony Harding's outside matches her insides. It's only fitting that an ugly person would have one of the worst cry faces on the planet. When people cry, you typically want to give them a hug or console them. When Tony Harding cries, you cringe in horror at the faces she makes.




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2.Britney Spears

Crying is the only way Britney Spears can show that she is not a robot. Her cry face makes her look like a completely different person. She appears to have a neck that resembles Jabba the Hutt. There isn't enough make-up in the world that can make Britney look pretty when she cries.



3.Lindsay Lohan

No one seems to bat an eyelash when Lindsay Lohan cries. Most people seem to laugh. After all the havoc the young starlet has caused, she appears to be able to cry on cue. Her looks have dwindled due to alcohol and drugs, so when she cries she looks ten times worse.




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4.Jesse Jackson

When Jesse Jackson cries, you better run for cover. The reverend bawls uncontrollably when he's upset. Women are known to have snot-induced cries, but it looks like Jesse Jackson can do it too. Someone should hand him a bottle of Visine, some warm milk, a blanket and a large handkerchief.



5.LeBron James

Someone should tell LeBron James that there's no crying in basketball. This just goes to show that even a macho guy can cry when he loses a basketball game. While the rest of the world cries when they're in pain or lost a loved one; LeBron cries when he loses. The NBA player resembles someone who has been having bowel issues.




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6.Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag is the only woman who can morph into a cat when they cry. Cats must follow her around when she cries since she looks like she should be roaming through the trash in an alley. Montag has had so much surgery that it seems as though it hurts for her to cry.



7.Laura Dern

Laura Dern's cry face makes her uglier than she already is. Her tears are nonexistent, which just leaves the audience viewing a woman constantly making ugly faces. In fact, her movements when she cries are so stiff that she resembles a statue. Good thing you can fast-forward through movies and television shows, because it unlikely that anyone wants to see Dern cry.




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8.Tobey Maguire

Tobey Maguire is the only man in the world to have sparkly eyes. The Spider-Man actor's eyes are filled with so much water that he looks like he's possessed by some sort of demon. For a guy who is normally an 8 on the attractive scale, his cry face places him at a -3.



9.Leonardo DiCaprio

When you cry so hard that it makes you look like you have no bottom teeth, its best that you don't cry in public. Leonardo DiCaprio looks like a younger version of Moe from the Three Stooges. He looks like he's in pain rather than crying. His scrunched up face makes you want to slap him and say, "Man up!"



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10.Natalie Portman's Black Swan Cry

Every girl has had a time in her life where she has dashed to the bathroom to cry in privacy, but Natalie Portman's cry face is deplorable. She looks like a mix of a character from Dr. Seuss and The Nutcracker. Not many women can keep a full face of make-up intact, all while bawling their eyes out. Kudos to Natalie.



11.James Van Der Beek

Approximately 95 percent of the Dawson's Creek cast overacted their scenes, with James Van Der Beek being the worse. Not only does his cry face look extremely fake, but the face he's creating makes him look like one of The Muppets. There aren't any tears rolling down his face, which adds to the evidence of this being fake.




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12.Kim Kardashian Crying

Even a pound of make-up couldn't stop Kim Kardashian from looking ugly when she cries. Her poor eyelash appears as though it's about to make a run for it and jump off her face. It's surprising that Kim K. can even still cry with all the plastic surgery she's had over the years.



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