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15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves

Monday, Sep 14, 2020, 9:26 pm


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No matter which way it comes, an injury is always a terrible thing. The pain, regret and lots of 'ifs and buts', etc. are too difficult to deal with. Despite taking greater care of ourselves, sometimes these injuries are just inevitable. We also see people getting hurt for stupid or silly reasons, blame it on their bad luck or stupidity but such injuries are hilarious sometimes. Here are fifteen dumbest ways people hurt themselves, as shared by them. The stories will surely make you laugh hard!
1.That Was Unfortunate!

Went to the doctor with a sprained ankle, tripped and fell in the exam room and sprained my wrist. The poor doctor just crossed his arms and looked down.
-brwnjager


That Was Unfortunate!-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves




2.And This Tragic Incident

Stubbed toe on couch. Became so enraged, kicked couch several times, thus breaking the toe in question, which was only previously bruised.
-tlove82


And This Tragic Incident-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



3.But Why?

I never really got hit in the balls until i was like 15, where i was curious if its actually so bad and punched myself...
-Specktagon


But Why?-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves





4.And The Kitchen Accident

I once dropped my fork. When I bent down to pick it up I cut my arm on the steak knife in my other hand. I cut myself so badly that I had a lovely nurse asking why I'd tried to kill myself, and she was determined to not take "I didn't" for an answer.
-156g


And The Kitchen Accident-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



5.The Person Who Didn't Learn from His Mistakes!

I drove a staple into my finger by opening a stapler up and squeezing it when I was about 8, so it went into the inside of my right middle finger (into the fleshy bit, easy enough to pull it back out, just hurt a lot)
Doesn't sound that stupid?
I did it again. Yesterday. I'm 26, and I'm in charge of people.
-anto687


The Person Who Didn't Learn from His Mistakes!-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves





6.And the Not So Bright Family

ER doctor here. I took care of a 5 year old girl recently. She had done a front flip at home landing on her face. Her parents heard a thud and came running. They found her standing up and smiling. They asked her what happened, and while proudly describing what she did, she reenacted the event, this time breaking her nose and suffering a cheek laceration requiring seven stitches.
-Smeeee


And the Not So Bright Family-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



7.Ouch, That Must Hurt

Put all my arms and legs inside my clothes at the breakfast table to ward off the cold. Fell out of the chair and broke my collar bone.
-DeanForrest


Ouch, That Must Hurt-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves




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8.Probably the Dumbest Way Ever to Hurt Oneself

I threw my back out after cutting loose with a very big fart. When I told the doctor he had to step out of the room to laugh at me.
-weird_in_chicago


Probably the Dumbest Way Ever to Hurt Oneself-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



9.When the Shopping Cart Stunts Go Wrong

Riding a shopping cart to return it after unloading groceries. Damn grocery store had cut rate carts so the front end tipped up and I biffed it in front of a group of senior citizens. This was last week and I'm 34.
-the_sword_of_brunch


When the Shopping Cart Stunts Go Wrong -15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



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10.This Tribal Dance Trouble

I was on a trip to Africa and we had just seen a tribal dance. I tried to reenact their dance and ended up kneeing myself in the nose. Turns out I broke it, which was pretty shitty considering we were in Africa.
-JRW3


This Tribal Dance Trouble-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



11.Happens When You are Poor at Understanding Physics

We wanted to play baseball. We only had a basketball. Played baseball with a basketball. Proceed to hit basketball with baseball bat. Basketball went nowhere. Bat bounced off basketball and swung back directly into my face. 5 stitches on my lip and a broken tooth.
-FREEBA


Happens When You are Poor at Understanding Physics -15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves





12.As Simple as That!

I was reading in bed, rolled over, and dislocated my collar bone.
-ouemt


As Simple as That!-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



13.On a Bad Day, Anything Can Happen!

For Christmas I received a pocket knife. Two knives, actually. They were packaged together. In clamshell packaging. One of the knives was open so that you see what the blade looked like. I jokingly stated how it was dangerous to package an open pocket knife in clamshell packaging, because one could easily cut themselves while trying to open the package. I then proceeded to cut myself while attempting to extract the knife from its packaging.
-NebulonsStyle


On a Bad Day, Anything Can Happen!-15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



14.Razor Blades are Very Dangerous Indeed

I have a scar that runs across my right thumb. Back in college I used to shave with a shavette which utilized replaceable blades. I must have replaced that blade hundreds of times, but this one time, for some reason, I decided that despite having previously seen these blades slice through balled up leather jackets like a lightsaber through warm butter, I was going to place my thumb firmly on the blade with only the little paper protective sleeve in between my thumb and the blade.
Took place in a matter of a second, sliced my thumb all the way to the bone, which the blade hit. While washing out the cut I was able to actually see my bone. Cool sight, stupid injury.
-PrometheusDarko


Razor Blades are Very Dangerous Indeed -15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



15.The Words 'Glass' and 'Break' are More Like Synonyms, Aren't They?

I stood on a glass I had left on the floor to catch a spider. 7 stitches. The spider escaped.
-pygmymammoth


The Words 'Glass' and 'Break' are More Like Synonyms, Aren't They? -15 People Confess The Dumbest Ways They Have Hurt Themselves



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