12 Sick But Funny Dead Baby Jokes
Friday, Aug 14, 2020, 9:00 am
By:James Fraser
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Have you ever heard of dead baby jokes? The jokes are an integral part of dark comedy, and they were created in the United States during the 1960s. These jokes aren't for everyone. If you are squeamish, you are going to despise these dark jokes! All these jokes center around the death of babies. As said earlier, these dead baby jokes sound very, very, inappropriate and offending, so do check them only if you don't mind reading sick humor. If you do love reading such jokes, here are the 12 dead baby jokes exclusively for you!
7.One More Vile Dead Baby Joke
"What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork!"
This joke is indisputably the most horrible joke on this topic. Throwing a baby off the cliff and catching it with a pitchfork? Oh man, we don't even think the most sadistic people on Earth would do that even in a world that had no government or law! Scary joke, isn't it? We told you not to read these nightmarish jokes unless you are into sick humor!
8.What Sits In The Kitchen
"What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler!"
Humans are the most brilliant species on Earth, but their children are among the dumbest on the planet! Babies are dumb, and they only do things they are not supposed to do! They hurt themselves doing so and cry until their parents' eardrums are ruptured. Give a baby a potato peeler, and we are sure they are going to hurt themselves with it.
9.What Is Red And Pink
"What is red and pink and hanging out of a dog's mouth? A baby's leg!"
This joke's going to trigger dog lovers, but, hey, dogs are highly capable of doing that. A dog may be friendly to humans, but they still have those dangerous animal instincts. Experts warn you not to get inspired by those cute "baby with dog" videos on the internet and leave your baby alone with a dog. Over the years, many such incidents happened where babies and toddlers were attacked and killed by their family dogs.
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