15 Hilarious Blonde Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 4:11 pm
By:James Fraser
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7.Where Does this Blonde Wants to Go?
Three girls were discussing about space. One of them said, "If I ever go to space, I would go to Mars, find a Martian, marry him and settle there. Where do you people want to go?" The second girl said she would love going to Pluto. The third girl, who happened to be a blonde, said, she would go to the Sun. The two girls asked her if she wants to die or something to which the blonde replied, "No, I will go in the night."


8.Where Were You Born?
Redhead: Hey, where were you born?
Blonde: In the United States, of course...
Redhead: I mean, which part?
Blonde: My whole body was born here.

9.I'm Afraid I Couldn't Breath!
A blonde and a brunette were living together. One day, when brunette came back home after work, she saw the blonde tying a rope around her waist. The confused brunette asked the blonde why she was doing that. The blonde replied, "I wanted to commit suicide." "You are supposed to put that rope around your neck," the brunette replied. The blonde said, "I tried, but I'm afraid I couldn't breathe."


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