12 Hilarious Anti-Jokes That Will Make Your Day
Thursday, Aug 20, 2020, 7:08 am
By:James Fraser
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Anti-jokes are a kind of sarcastic humor where a person begins their joke as if they are saying something very amusing, but ends up delivering an annoying and obvious fact. Such jokes don't sound funny at all for those who don't appreciate anti-humor. However, those who like anti-humor love these anti-jokes a lot. They find these dry jokes funnier than mainstream jests. Here, we have listed 12 such anti-jokes, and believe us; they are plain hilarious! Are you ready to read them? Go ahead, scroll down to start reading the jokes.
1.An Owl And Squirrel
An owl and squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls don't speak! The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.
If you never read an anti-joke before, this one will give you an idea of what anti-humor is all about. While reading the above joke, initially, you might have thought that you were reading an animal joke, but realized you were wrong only when the joke began sounding obvious!
2.Kicking The Bucket
I still remember the last words my grandpa had said before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
So, the grandpa and his grandchild are just playing by kicking the bucket around? Whoa, that's an exciting game! The game seems to be real fun until the grandchild goes into their home and tell their parents that the grandpa just kicked the bucket. That would be hell scary for the parents.
3.A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is little peculiar and then becomes aware that he is dreaming. He then proceeds to wake up his wife and tell her that he had a strange dream!
We keep hearing these "someone or something walks into a bar" jokes all the time, but we have a twist here in this joke! Just when you thought you were going to read yet another hilarious "walks into a bar joke," it ended with an anti-climax!
4.Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem.
We all know how famous and hilarious "Yo mama so fat" jokes are. Here we have one, but this time, it's an anti-joke. Do you think the joke is funny? Most people, when they read this joke, believe they just read a random sentence, but not a joke. Only those who enjoy reading dry, sarcastic and anti-humor content are going to love this joke.
5.A Priest, Rabbi, And Muslim Cleric
A priest, rabbi, and a Muslim cleric walked into a bar. The cleric, having abstained from alcohol due to religious reasons, didn't drink, and his two friends did the same. The three of them spent their night drinking virgin cocktails and cracking jokes at each other!
Wow! Isn't this the kind of world we all are hoping for? But, it isn't definitely the kind of joke most of us love to read! What do you say?
6.What Do You Call?
What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? A pilot.
There is an ocean of racist jokes on the internet, but this one is not one of them! Glad, this is just an anti-joke, and there's nothing here that offends people. Be it a black man, white man, or a brown man, anyone who flies a plane is just a pilot. Most anti-jokes are spin-offs of regular jokes, but this one seems to be genuine as we can't recall any black joke that talks about a black pilot!
7.What Is It?
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!"
Well, it is clearly not the answer we would want to read, but then again, it's an anti-joke, and it will not be anything different more than this. As we have been saying, these anti-jokes are extraordinarily dull. They are just straightforward statements with no twists. Now, don't read this joke again and again. It sounds very, very boring. Scroll down to read other anti-jokes.
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8.Oh Really?!
"What did the lawyer said to the other lawyer? We both are lawyers!"
Do you find this joke lame? Well, most of the jokes are lame. That's why they are funny! We, humans, are weird living beings. We don't look the same, talk the same, or like the same. Some people madly love these anti-jokes, and that's the reason why this topic exists in the first place. Hey, we find these anti-jokes funny too! They are cool. You may have to read a few more to like them, so keep reading!
9.A Horse Walked Into The Bar
"A horse walked into the bar. Several got up and quietly left the place as they sensed the potential danger in the situation."
What do you think the situation would be like if a horse really entered a bar? We guess that's going to be chaos because you have too many people drunk people hanging out together at one place!
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10.How Many Jews?
How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to make sure the man on the ladder is safe!
Here it is, the right answer for all those "change a lightbulb" jokes! By the way, you don't need two people to do that, but having one to spot the ladder helps! Remember this anti-joke, and next time when you hear a "change a lightbulb" joke, respond to that with this dry and forthright joke.
11.Lord Said Unto John!
"And the Lord said unto John: 'Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life.' But John came fifth and won a toaster!"
That's a pretty hilarious anti-climax! This joke has to be the funniest of all jokes on this topic, isn't it? Religious people may find this jest annoying, but an average person is going to find the joke funny. What do you say?
12.This Funny Religious Anti-Joke
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. And the very next day, I died because no one can live without a heart."
Now, who's telling this joke?! Perhaps the person's ghost made this joke! Jokes aside, this one is an excellent anti-joke too. Hey, remember, every joke is an anti-joke if you know how to kill the humor part of it. Try it; you can make many such anti-jokes on your own!
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