12 Hilarious Bear Puns That Will Make You Cry
Friday, Aug 21, 2020, 12:16 pm
By:James Fraser
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Bear readers, oops… dear readers, the bear puns you are about to read are funny, and you are going to love them as much as Germans love their beer! Bears are a lot like humans! Do you know why? They are hairy, lazy, and they eat meat and veggies just like us. Furthermore, polar bears, black bears, grizzlies, and pandas are like white people, black people, brown people, and Asians of the forest! Wait, we almost forgot that we need to talk about bear puns, not bears! Thanks for bearing our boring bear lecture, and here are the 12 funny bear puns you are waiting to read!
1.This Bad Pun
"I got a pun but it's pretty bad, bear with me!"
You have to giggle at this bad bear pun or else that mad bear is going to make you run for your dear life! Good or bad, puns are fun to read. What?! Don't you think so? Well, hey, don't be so picky with puns as if they are guns! If top-notch puns, not buns, satiate your hunger, keep browsing the topic to find them! You are going to like them "fur" sure!
2.The Molar Bear
"The molar bear… fighting against enamel cruelty!"
Brace yourself, jokes about teeth are coming! Polar bears and molars have a lot in common. Too much ice cream damages molars, which often leads to their extraction. On the other hand, too little ice troubles polar bears, driving them to extinction! This molar bear seems to be the brainchild of an environmentalist-cum-dentist -- dentist until "tooth hurty" PM, and a radical tree hugger after that!
3.Bearly Noticeable
"Nope, don't need to shave yet… my leg hair is bearly noticeable!"
Hey, have you ever seen a girl shaving her legs? If you haven't, check pictures of girls shaving their legs on Google. You will be amazed to see a lot of girls posing similar to this cool AF bear! Hey girls, don't take that as an offense! We have just talked about the similitude of pose, and nothing else. We want everyone reading this topic laugh, and if you don't do that, girl, let's rewrite this joke exclusively for you. "Nope, don't need to shave yet… my next date bearly exists!"
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