12 Hilarious Gay Jokes That Will Make Gay(Happy)
Tuesday, Aug 18, 2020, 4:53 pm
By:James Fraser
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From Mexican to adult jokes, we have already posted a bunch of hilarious jokes lists, and now we are all set to do that one more time. This time, the jokes are about gay people! As we keep saying, the sole intention behind topics like these is to make people laugh. What you are about to read now is a collection of some insanely funny gay jokes we found on the internet. Have a good laugh reading it and sharing the topic with friends, but don't use these gay jokes as homophobic slurs. Alrighty, let's get started!
1.This Dirty Gay Joke
Two gay guys were about to have some good time in bed when they heard doorbell ringing. The first man told the other, "Wait here. Don't start until I come back." He returned in a few minutes and found out cum everywhere on the bed. Upset with what he saw, the first guy furiously asked his partner why he had to do that against his wish. The second person replied, "I didn't play. I just farted your last night cum out."
Eek, what a terrible and nasty gay joke! Well, many such homosexual jokes are ahead, so keep exploring.
2.What's It?
What's the favorite planet of gays?
- Uranus!
The name of the planet Uranus has been a subject of laughter for many years since its discovery in 1781. A British astronomer named William Herschel discovered Uranus. Interestingly, he wanted to name it after Britain's then-king, George III. He intended to call the newly discovered planet the Georgian Planet, but the international astronomy community rejected the idea and continued the age-old tradition of naming planets after the names of Greek and Roman Gods. Uranus is the name of a Greek god; unfortunately, the name Uranus has become a butt of jokes!
3.This Funny Lesbian Joke
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
- I will you see you next month!
If vampires love blood, why don't vampires drink period blood? The big question here is, why doesn't Edward Cullen attack Bella on her period?! No top vampire book author could give a logical explanation in this regard. Stephanie Meyer, the author of Twilight book series, once said that vampires are not attracted to period blood because it's not fresh. Many people didn't agree, though. How can someone call that blood stale when a vampire can slurp it right off the tap?!
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