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12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter

Wednesday, Jul 19, 2017, 7:14 am


ONLY jokes - we hope you didn't misread the title in a hurry! As the title suggests, you are about to read some lesbian jokes! Note: If you are squeamish, we strongly recommend you stay away from these jokes as you may find the humor on this topic offending. These jokes are only meant for fun, and this topic isn't a subtle attempt to insult or shame lesbians. We love lesbians! In fact, we love good people irrespective of their race, gender, ethnicity, or sexual orientation. Now, it's time we read these hilarious lesbian jokes! Jump right in! 
1.Here Goes The First

Why was the lesbian sick? She lacked the vitamin D! 
We don't think we can come up with a better lesbian joke than this to begin this topic! Isn't this joke making sense perfectly? Now, what should that sick lesbian do to feel better again? Should she start swallowing those tiny pills of vitamin D?! Forget it; she won't do that. She may; However, fancy eating fish, drinking milk, and slurping juice to be healthy and empowered again! 


Here Goes The First-12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter


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2.Lesbian Vampires!

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other vampire? I'll see you next month! 
Much to Edward Cullen's relief (sorry Bella!), vampires don't lick the period blood. Our beloved Twilight author, Stephanie Meyer, once said in an interview that menstrual blood lacked the high potency that would keep a vampire alive. Do you think that was a valid elucidation? We don't think so! A vampire should see period discharge as well-aged wine - or Italian Sunday gravy. The best of all - the vampire can suck it right off a girl's fluffy, meaty, and luscious skin between her legs! Damn, these billionaire writers!


Lesbian Vampires!-12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter



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3.Double Headed Dildo!

A lesbian couple I know can't afford to buy the double-headed dildo. They are really struggling to make their ends meet!  
Hey, "lesbi" honest! You didn't think you were going to read lesbian puns here, did you?! Now, let's talk about this "punny" joke. Poor lesbians should always remember this inspiring quote, "Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough!" Anyway, dildos aren't as pricey as those men's fleshlight toys. When there are no synthetic d*cks around, a finger still does the job for a girl! Guys? They just need to dip their tool in hot sauce to emulate penetration, which, we think, isn't a brilliant idea! 


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