12 Hilarious Marriage Memes That Will Make You Lol
Saturday, Aug 29, 2020, 8:58 am
By:James Fraser
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Marriage is like a walk in the park. For some couples, it's a pleasant stroll in the Yellowstone National Park, and for others, it's a rough trip to the Jurassic Park! Remember, there was no concept of marriage in the ancient era. Cave dwellers had sex and bred without any obligation. The idea of the wedding, imposed by modern humans, is just a major part of the complex social law. Nature wants you to have sex freely, but society wants you to marry or offer some kind commitment to your partner to do that! Getting back to the point - here, we have 12 funny marriage memes that sum up what marital relationships are all about!
1.Ah, The Struggle!
"Planned to make money and bang chicks. Got married!"
Making lots of money, buying supercars, dating hot models, etc. are some of the things most men dream to have in their life. When you get married, you may continue earning big, purchase expensive things, but can no longer bang sexy chicks! You can, but then again, it's called cheating, and you will have to pay a big price if you are caught doing so. Remember, our society hates people who cheated in a marital relationship more than in a live-in relationship.
2.Now I Can Get Fat!
Although women call this a stereotype, it is indeed a fact that a lot of girls tend to put on some weight after marriage. There's a simple logic behind this. Girls who continue to work or have an active lifestyle after marriage tend to remain fit, whereas those who remain home may gain some pounds. Whether you are a man or a woman, once you tie the knot, you feel complacent about your looks! You don't need to impress another person, do you?
While we are discussing obesity, Here are some funny Murica! memes that are sure to make you laugh.
3.This Funny Marriage Meme!
Doctor: You'll soon be at peace!
Me: I'm dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is!
Ask any man who's dealing with a bad marriage, and he will tell you how badly he is longing for some peace in his life. Some women do irk their husbands by being stubborn, over-involved, or over-protective. Some wives irritate their husbands by repeatedly telling the same thing, be it advice or a reminder of something. Most men hate it when people (not necessarily be wives) consistently school them.
4.This Advice!
"The secret to a successful marriage is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty!"
While this quote may sound rude and offending to an average 21st-century female living in the First World, but this is what moms had been telling their daughters until a few decades ago! In the olden days, the job of a man was to go out and make money, while the wife stayed home, looking after her husband and kids. We still have millions of people following this old system when it comes to raising a family. Remember, we also have many independent women who oppose the idea of women limiting themselves to the kitchen.
5.A Terrible Dad, Of Course
"Claims he can't afford an extra $56 every eight weeks for daughter to take gymnastics, posts a picture of himself on Facebook with his new $300 gun, plus scope."
The meme points out a family scuffle. It is exactly how a family will be like when one of the two partners is a dingbat. The dad is clearly an idiot as he claims he doesn't have 50 bucks to send his daughter for gymnastic classes but has $300 to purchase a gun.
6.Finally, Something To Cheer About
"Last night, I got into an argument with my husband. I told him to take what was his and leave. He picked me up and walked out the door."
Whoever the husband is, he has set a good example for fellow men (and women) by putting an end to the fight like a boss. While arguing over things, sometimes we forget all the good times we have with our partners, and an adorable act like this immediately pacify the situation in most cases.
7.Hello, I'm Death!
"I pronounce you husband and wife, until death parts you! Now you can kiss the bride!
Hello, I'm death!"
Another meme highlights the humorous side of marriage! "Death" does look hot enough to crash and burn a happy relationship! Those guys and girls who have inappropriate relationships with married individuals are the worst kinds. Those who cheat on their partners are horrible too. If you are a freedom-loving hippie who doesn't believe in monogamy, then you shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place.
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8.This Baffles Every Woman Who Lives With A Man!
It isn't a stereotype, as most males around the world admit to spending a lot of time in the bathroom. There are several reasons why men spend considerably long time in the bathroom, pooping. The number one reason is they check news, social media, etc. while seated on the toilet. The second but obvious reason is masturbation. Some men waste time by devising a plan to take over the world, while others cry in the bathroom, thinking about their recent breakup!
9.Women Can Relate!
Wife: "Honey, before we got married, you used to give expensive gifts and jewelry."
Husband: "Yes, so?"
Wife: "How come you don't do it anymore?"
Husband: "Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it?"
One thing is sure that a lot of men stop giving expensive gifts to their girlfriends or wives when the relationship grows a little older. This funny meme is somewhat true, but most men no longer gift because they genuinely have financial responsibilities or problems.
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10.Arranged Marriage!
"Arranged Marriage: The process where your parents search someone else's girlfriend for you."
In Asian countries like India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, China, Japan, etc. it isn't uncommon that parents find a potential suitor for their children. The case is same in most Arab, African, and South American nations. This meme pokes fun at the idea of arranged marriage, claiming there are no genuinely single people left in the world, and in any case, the parents are only going to find a girl or guy who already has some love interests!
11.Not Bad!
"I asked him if he thought my new nightgown looked nice. He said, "Not bad."
This meme has to be the best on the topic because it has former American President and First Lady portrayed hilariously! Whoever created this meme had some exceptional Photoshop skills. Anyway, getting back to the real thing in this meme, a lot of women often complain their husbands have stopped complimenting them. If you are one of those husbands, make sure you compliment your wife frequently. That makes her happy, and the whole thing leads to a happy relationship. It's okay man; it's just a compliment! We aren't telling you to buy her an 18th-century wine bottle! If she has a great smile, just keep telling her she has a great smile.
12.Finally!
"Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them!"
These are some beautiful words of wisdom. You should never laugh at your wife's choices. In fact, a woman shouldn't laugh at her husband's preferences as well. Making fun of each other always leads to a disaster in a relationship unless there is a strong understanding between couples. It's okay to be a funny person, but not good to be someone who keeps making fun of others.
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