12 Hilarious Sex Memes That Will Make You Lol
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 1:02 pm
By:James Fraser
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God is very intelligent! He knew humans would be too indolent to reproduce, so he invented a bizarre biological ritual called sex to lure people into having kids! His invention has worked, and the life on Earth, especially the human race, has been thriving ever since like seaweed. We now roughly have approx 7 billion d*cks and p*ssies of various sizes, colors, and shapes in our world. Oh yes, that's a huge number! Stats aside, let's talk about sex now - sexual humor to be precise! Have a look at these 12 sex memes that are sure to crack you up!
1.The Bloodshed!
Remember the date when your girlfriend blasted off her mom's rocket launcher and entered into the world. Didn't get that? We are talking about her birthday! Furthermore, remember the date your girlfriend sends out dead baby eggs every month, soaked in a pool of blood! Oh yes, stay aware of her menstrual cycle and keep a note of her period dates. Man, never trust those dates! Smashin yo girl today cuz her period is due tomorrow is just like steppin on a ketchup sachet with a hole! Pressure does the job before gravity comes into the picture!
2.Doing It In The Backdoor
Whoever made this meme hasn't really had anal sex, for sure! Who on Earth thinks about the fictional heaven immediately after a nasty backdoor sex session?! It's like asking directions to Las Vegas while in Las Vegas! Heck man, you are in Las Vegas already! If you are a God-fearing person, you should, of course, seal your poop-chute from external invasions! Remember, you shouldn't be marching into someone's grimy territory too! You have two heavens to choose, so pick one wisely!
3.Advice From A Girl
Guys, you don't need to ask a woman if she came. If you really make her cum, she will scream bloody murder! She moans, groans, laughs, cries, and beats the crap out of bed with her fists - all while putting up a weird face! She acts as if you are choking her to death. If your girl is really having an orgasm, she sounds pretty much like a screaming donkey! If she's faking one, she screeches like how Nicki Minaj does in her music videos.
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