15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious
Thursday, Aug 27, 2020, 4:55 pm
By:James Fraser
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In some families, Dad is the funniest guy. He is cool, humorous and sarcastic. A conversation between a dad and the family members is always interesting, particularly when he's a funny person or a troll. Sometimes, daddies crack hilarious jokes. Those jokes can sometimes be boring, embarrassing or even annoying for the family members. But nevertheless, Dad jokes are funny on their own way. They are becoming extremely popular these days. They are short, 'punny' and sometimes have some adult humor or sexual innuendos in them! Here are 15 such hilarious dad jokes that will make your laugh out loud.
1.That's How Holy Water Is Made!
Son: How do you make holy water?
Dad: You boil the hell out of it!
2.Can February March?
Son: Can February march?
Dad: No, but April may!
3.Oh, Dad!
A dad with children in the car drove past a graveyard. The father asked, "Do you know why I can't be buried here?" The surprised kids said NO. The dad went on to say, "Because I'm not dead yet!"
4.Tooth Hurty!
Daughter: What time are we supposed to go to the dentist, Daddy?
Dad: Tooth-hurty, honey!
5.The New Movie That Isn't In The Town!
Dad: Son, did you hear about the new movie 'Constipation'?
Son: Um, no?
Dad: It hasn't come out yet!
6.Don't Call Me Later
Daughter: I will call you later.
Dad: Don't call me later. Call me dad!
7.Are You Going To Put It Up Yourself?
Sales Person: Thank you for purchasing this big and nice Christmas tree. Are you going to put it up yourself or do you need help?
Dad: No thanks. Don't be disgusting. I will be putting this in the living room.
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8.One Dad To Another
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this
"Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad".
9.Are You Alright?
Daughter: Dad… dad… are you alright?
Dad: No sweetie, I'm half left!
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10.Why Didn't The Skeleton Cross The Road?
Dad asked his son, "Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?" Son couldn't tell the answer.
Dad said, "The skeleton has no guts!"
11.Dad Woke Up Exhausted!
Dad: Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.
Son: How was it, dad?
Dad: I woke up exhausted, son!
12.Pull Down Their Genes!
Son: This biology class is very hard. I don't get that DNA stuff.
Dad: Do you know how to differentiate between a girl chromosome and boy chromosome?
Son: No?
Dad: Pull down their genes!
13.The Plate Is Hot!
Waitress: Careful, the plate is hot.
Dad: It's okay, I'm not attracted to plates!
14.You Are A Sandwich!
Daughter: I'm feeling hungry. Can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Abracadabra! You are now a sandwich!
15.Oh, No!
Dad: Do you know the new cable network gives us access to 7000 channels?
Mom: Oh, wow! I hope the porn is disabled.
Dad: No, it's just the regular porn!
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