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Things We Learned From Spongebob Squarepants

Tuesday, Aug 18, 2020, 4:36 pm

1.Krabby Patty

We have managed to learn that the only people that do not like the Krabby Patty are those that have never tried one and they should basically be ashamed of never having tasted it in the first place. How could they not know about the flavors in them and how wonderful they are if they have never allowed even one piece to enter their mouth?


If you have ever wondered as to what a worm sounds like, then at least now Spongebob has shown you that they sound like a dog, so at least that mystery has been solved. Now you will be able to look a worm straight in the eye and know the language it speaks allowing your relationship with them to blossom.

3.Snail 2

Another fascinating fact that Spongebob has taught us is that snails have record players inside their shells and this alone is something that is going to shock you. It is amazing how much they seem to be able to fit into such a small space and you never hear music coming from them either, so perhaps they have earphones.


Apparently, and it may come as a surprise, but licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets and surely this is going to have a major impact on your ability to live a normal life. However, at least Spongebob was able to point this out to us before we went ahead and visited another planet and got into trouble from the very moment that we put that doorknob into our mouth.

5.Sea Bear

If you ever find yourself being attacked by a sea bear, then the only way you can defend yourself is by drawing a circle in the sand and standing inside it. How this works is not important because it is simply the case that it prevents them from attacking you and when a sea bear is angry you certainly do not want it to attack.


One thing about Spongebob is that he is a champion bubble blower and the one thing that he has shown us is that it is all in the technique. This information is going to be useful to a number of people as how many times have you been disappointed with your bubbles and wished that you could be better at it? Thanks to Spongebob you now know where you were going wrong.


Thanks to our intrepid hero we have managed to learn that robots are unable to love and of course that is extremely sad for them. However, perhaps that should not come as a big surprise to us because it must be difficult for them to really show their true feelings due to them being a robot.



When you have a pet you do of course need to know how to look after it, so Spongebob has now shown us all how to feed and look after our pet snail. Yes it may not be the first pet you think of, but then if you do want one at least you know how to look after them all thanks to the knowledgeable Spongebob.

9.Jelly fish

How many people have ever looked at a jellyfish and wanted to dance with it? If you are one of those people, then the good news is that Spongebob actually shows you how to do it. OK he might not be the best dancer in the world, but at least he is taking a chance and showing you some moves with a rather different dance partner.



Thankfully Spongebob has managed to teach us how to buy a spatula because how many people get stuck when they go to that kitchen utensils area and freeze as they are unsure as to what to do next? Now thanks to this heroic character you can now face up to members of staff without any fear and successfully complete the purchase.


Thanks to Spongebob you should now be able to drive your very own submarine, if you are given the opportunity to do so, and of course he has shown how easy it is to steer one. This information will clearly be very useful for a lot of people, so if you are unsure about what to do, then find the episode and take notes for use later on.



One thing that Spongebob taught us was how to actually befriend a squirrel and who would not want to do that anyway? This did of course become one of the main characters in the series, but thanks to Spongebob you can now go to the park and know what to do should you come across one of those little creatures.


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