15 Well Mannered Insults To Use Against Your Enemy
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 6:31 pm
By:James Fraser
Loading...
Is swearing bad? Some people say yes, and some say no. Many of those who think swearing is fine would absolutely hate it when someone starts cursing them back. What we are about to show you now are some well mannered insults, which work much better than swear words when you have to insult someone.
1.Oh no, We Love Chocolate Chip Cookies
May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
Some people hate raisins. They think raisins unnecessarily or inappropriately appear in many of the foods they love. One of the many reasons why people hate raisins is that they look like chocolate chips. If you are a chocolate cookie lover, and if someone uses this insult on you, you are going to get mad for sure.
2.This Painful Insult
"May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached."
This is yet another frustrating situation we keep experiencing frequently. Earphones/headphones have become a part of our lives that sometimes we even forget the fact that we are wearing them. Sometimes, we either hurt our ears or damage our gadgets in the process.
3.This Horrible Insult
May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.
Sometimes chairs or other furniture we sit on make noise in such a way that everyone around us think we have just farted. No matter how hard you try, you are not going to produce the same sound again! It can be very embarrassing.
Related Content
