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Crazy Biblical Quotes

Sunday, Sep 20, 2020, 4:50 pm


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1.Genesis 19:8

Genesis 19:8: "Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them. Let me bring them out to you and you could do what you like with them. But do nothing to these men because they have come under the shelter of my roof."




2.Deut. 25:11

Deut. 25:11: "When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy."



3.Genesis 15:9

Genesis 15:9: This quote is about a heifer, a goat, a ram, a turtle dove and a young pigeon, maybe this is where they got the 12 days of Christmas versus. "The Lord answered, "Bring me a heifer three years old, a she-goat, three years old, a ram three years old, a turtle dove and a young pigeon."





4.Genesis 16:8

Genesis 16:8: "And he said "Hagar, Sarai's slave girl, where have you come from and where are you going?" She answered, "I'm running away from Sarai, my mistress." The angel of the Lord said to her, "Go back to your mistress and submit to ill treatment at her hands."



5.Ezekiel 16:17

Ezekiel 16:17: This quote from the bible talks about jewelry of gold and silver. Ezekiel quotes can all be found in the bible. "You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them."





6.Genesis 38:9

Genesis 38:9: "Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also."



7.Mark 14:51

Mark 14:51:This quotes states a verse about escaping a linen sheet naked. This is in the bible as ... "A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked."




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8.Judges 3:21

Judges 3:21: "And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out."



9.Deut. 28:53

Deut. 28:53: This quote states unequivocally that ... "Then because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you." All these quotes are in the bible.



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10.Kings 2:23

Kings 2:23: "Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!" So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."



11.Ezekiel 23:19

Ezekiel 23:19: This quote one states ... "Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals - as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."




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12.Exodus 4:24

Exodus 4:24: "And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lord met him, and sought to kill him. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, "Surely a bloody husband art thou to me."



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