Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Friday, Aug 21, 2020, 9:11 am

By:Tony Williams

1.Too Much Make-Up

This cute and natural girl hugging this guy probably wishes she had his make-up skills and hair cut. Not only is his beard trimmed to perfection, his fake tan evenly spread but his eye-liner is so thick we do hope that he has water proof eye make-up remover at home. Make-up, contrived hair and fake tan lists high up on the ranks of douchebaggery.

2.The Inflatable Man

Being buff can be great, being fit admired, being healthy and fit is definitely a turn-on for most gorgeous chicks but being inflatable? Probably not because surely this is just far too much at any given time when it comes to muscles?

3.The Man Behind The Scenes

Perhaps this dude thinks by posing and pointing downwards to this group of beauties signifies that this clan is his? Sadly he does look like the man behind the scenes looking on and probably will stay that way.

4.The Perv

One can only wonder what goes through the head of a douche bag when he stares at a females private parts during a photo snap. Perhaps it is a replacement for 'Me Tarzan you Jane?' We are not sure if many women enjoy their private parts being ogled for a photo.

5.The Man Sandwich

Any guy would love to be a man sandwich, but the smug expression and cheeky eye contact makes this man sandwich look like a douche bag. You can tell that he is loving it, but are they or is it all an act for the camera?

6.Too Much sexiness At Once

Some guys love to look great for the camera when with their objects of desire. This guy has pulled out too many antis including the hair, the orange fake tan, the flash of hairless chest and the sexy expression. Overkill can lead to being simply put, a douche bag.

7.The Funny Faced

Nothing quite makes a photo more fantastic than pulling a funny face. This kind of party trick served us well when we were aged five. As a grown up douche bag a smile would have looked a lot better.

8.The Effortless Douche Bag

The bronzed and toned girl on the left could have done better than the douche bag on the right. Simply pulling in ones beer belly during a couples photo might have sufficed although you do get the feeling that it was one step too far for him.

9.The Patterned Beard

Some douche bags have a whole lot of douchiness going on at once. Not only is this massive guy just far too big for his boots, but he has added a patterned beard for effect. We wonder if the snake goes up and down as his muscles do?

10.The Hot Chick Pile-Up

Loads of douche bags love the chick pile up. Whether they pay the chicks to hang all over him in groups or makes them drunk first we don't know. If you are still needing the 'Hot Chick Pile-Up' to feel good about yourself its time to grow up dude!

11.The Orange Man

This guy is not only so orange as to cause a warm glow on the girl next to him but he also has alligator skin patterns on his head. Definitely not a hot look if you want to impress a hot chick because orange is really not in at all.

12.The Arm Flexer

There has to be a thousand ways to show off your buff body without accidentally flexing your muscles for a photograph? This douche bag seems to have a very heavy soda and the girl under his armpit seems suitably impressed.

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