Worst Video Game Names Ever

Thursday, Aug 27, 2020, 6:13 pm

By:Tony Williams

1.Tongue Of The Fatman

Not game for children, stars Ron Jeremy. Now if you don't know who he is you may be living under a rock and it's time to come out, but you probably wouldn't like this game. It hit the shelves in 1989, by Activision and for PC use, this game is a bizarre adventure.

2.Iggy's Reckin' Balls

Is Iggy playing with Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball? Ahead of its time in 1998, Iggy's Reckin' Balls was published by Acclaim for N64, and is a racing game. Popular in its day, the name is just too funny, especially now with all the press over Miley's provocative video. We have wonder if this game will get a new life because of it.

3.Panic Restaurant

A weird game that came out in 1992, Panic Restaurant is the creation of Taito for NES. It features a crazy chef that gets into all sorts of trouble. This game hit when gaming was going very main stream and most of the games were getting more and more violent.

4.Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Maschino's Butt

What do you get when you have an awesome possum that is up against Dr. Machino? A butt kicking good time, that's for sure. When Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt was release by Tengen in 1994, it was created for Sega Genesis and was the first game to use digitized voice.

5.Booby Kids

When Nihon Busson came out with Booby Kids in 1987, they really stepped it up a notch in the world of gaming for kids. Since the Japanese are known for their wild fetishes, we have to wonder what exactly they meant by this game, but the kids seemed to like it. Of course.

6.Punky Skunk

Jaleco had a winner with Jaleco for Playstation in 1998. Punky Skunk loves misfits and kids everywhere love him. There is something about playing with a skunk that has an attitude that is just fun for all ages. Who knew that something that is a stinker in real life, could be so much fun in the virtual world of gaming.

7.Sticky Balls

Sticky Balls is really all about sticky balls. Come on guys, get your minds out of the gutter. Gizmondo Games introduced this game in 2005, where balls in the game were sticky when they got close enough to each other. Does anyone know what the object of the game is?

8.Ninja Hamster

An older game that came out in 1987, Ninja Hamster by CRL was made for the Commodore 64 and the Amstrad CPC. For those of you who don't know what those platforms are, you probably also don't even know what a vinyl record is. The game was fun with a hamster as a ninja.

9.Spanky's Quest

A game by Natsume that hit the shelves in 1992, Spanky Quest follows Spanky The Monkey. Now to kids it's just a game, but we all know what it means to spank a monkey don't we? Do the creators of this game know that too? It would be really odd if they didn't, so the joke is really on the kids.

10.Um Jammer Lammy

In 1999 Sony came up with a game for Playstation called Um Jammer Lammy. It was the sequel to Parappa the Rapper, starring a lamb who plays guitar. The only reference to a lamb is the term "lammy," but we all have to wonder what the rest of the name really means.

11.Princess Tomato In Salad Kingdom

A princess who's a tomato is the theme of this game and worse yet she lives in Salad Kingdom. Granted this game came out in 1990, but Hudson Soft really had no idea what kind of following they would get. A fun game with a funny name, it is licensed by Nintendo.

12.Wild Woody

A weird name for a video game, Wild Woody has had a solid fan base since it came out in 1995. Wild Woody is a number 2 pencil that throws sticks of dynamite. Published by Sega, kids love it and have no idea of the sexual connotations of the name.

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