15 Guys Reveal The Hints They Didn't Get When A Girl Invited Them In
Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 4:44 pm
By:James Fraser
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Most girls don't tell you to come over and have sex even if that's what they want. They keep dropping hints, and you need to catch them at the right time. 'Chick magnets' are those men who can catch the smallest clues. The oblivious guys don't understand a thing about girl's body language. They only get it when a girl explicitly asks them out for sex. Are you curious to know what kind of signs girls give to guys? Read these stories shared by fifteen men about how they didn't catch the hint and lost an opportunity to get laid!
7.This Guy Who Missed a Threesome Invite!
My first girlfriend was kind of a nympho. Like have-sex-5-times-a-day nympho (I was 17, this wasn't a problem). She asked me one day if it would be OK if she had a girlfriend in addition to me as a boyfriend. I was horrified and told her no. Then, when I found out she was humping a chick on the side, I broke up with her and never spoke to her again.
Looking back 9 years later, I AM A FUCKING RETARD THAT WAS TOTALLY A THREESOME INVITE WTF.
-nitsky416
8.He Sounds Disappointed!
I was seventeen and was babysitting for this smoking hot MILF across the street who was probably 30. The kids were long since asleep when she got home alone. She asked if I'd like to hang out and have a glass of wine, which I declined because I had no fucking idea what was up. Two months later she was clearly banging her 19 year old gardener.
Shit.
9.Imagine All the Disappointment the Girl Had
This girl and I were alone in my apartment, and we'd just finished watching a movie. She'd had her head resting on my lap the entire time. Afterwards we were spooning on the couch, she cuddled up against me, kissed me on the cheek, and looked up at me expectantly. I stared at her for a few moments and then said, "so... what do you want to do?". After a while I ended up taking her home.
-pigvwu
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