15 Guys Reveal The Hints They Didn't Get When A Girl Invited Them In
Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 4:44 pm
By:James Fraser
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Most girls don't tell you to come over and have sex even if that's what they want. They keep dropping hints, and you need to catch them at the right time. 'Chick magnets' are those men who can catch the smallest clues. The oblivious guys don't understand a thing about girl's body language. They only get it when a girl explicitly asks them out for sex. Are you curious to know what kind of signs girls give to guys? Read these stories shared by fifteen men about how they didn't catch the hint and lost an opportunity to get laid!
13.Oh Yes, Give Her Another Blanket!
I once had a cute female in my bed. Said she was cold. So...I gave her another blanket.
Wait, I... oh.
::bangs head on desk::
-AmbitionOfPhilipJFry
14.This Underwear Check
On a ski trip, in a cabin in the mountains, girl sticks her hand down my pants for an "underwear check". I'm oblivious and think this is some sort of legitimate procedure. Maybe she is in the underwear business? Nothing happened. I spent most of my early 20s socially retarded.
-hobbers
15.It Was too Late
I left this girls house at like 3 or 4am and on the way to my friends house she called and said "hey, can you come kill this spider for me?" to which I replied, "I'm just as scared of spiders as you are, sorry." When I got to my friend's house I told him the story. He just looked at me and said, "There is no spider, you idiot." of course by then it was too late to return to her place.
-wizardsbaker
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