15 Disney Employees Confess The Craziest Thing They Have Witnessed At Work
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 4:06 pm
By:James Fraser
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Are you planning to visit Disneyland or Disney World? If yes, you got to read these crazy stories. The topic is a collection of crazy incidents happened at Disneyland and Walt Disney World Resort, shared by Disney employees. It helps you see Disneyland from a whole new perspective! You also get to know how it feels like to be a Disney employee!
1.This Shocking Announcement
I was working in the kitchen at Cinderella's castle when this family of 4 came in for their dinner. About half way through the dinner the husband politely stands up and taps his glass for attention. He announced that his wife of 15 years had been cheating on him for over a year. The entire place stood still in shock. He motioned for his kids, paid the waitress and left the wife crying at the table.
2.This Cold Hearted Lady
I don't remember what attraction it was for, but once a little boy from Make-a-Wish got to go to the front of every line. This one lady saw it and bitched so loud about how this little trash kid didn't deserve to cut in lines and a bunch of other bullshit. The look on the boy's parent's faces was nothing but nightmarish heartbreaking shit.
Told the lady to get out of line and stop being such a bitch, explained that the kid was with Make-A-Wish. She apparently didn't care and asked for a manager. Bitches to the manager. She is banned from WDW.
3.Tinkerbell Put Herself in Trouble
I worked ODV (outdoor vending). One night I witnessed 'Tinkerbell' get stuck on her wire above the castle during the fireworks show in '05. She/he almost got burned up by those fireballs during the Indiana Jones portion of the show. They eventually turned off the spotlight on her, and she just hung there until they were able to reel her in back to the Matterhorn. Lol
4.And This Gross Incident…
One day, a kid ate a bunch of pasta with marinara and then promptly threw it all up right in front of the entrance to Big Thunder Mountain. It was a huge pile of watery barf, easily 2 feet wide and 3 feet long.
So we called custodial and set up a couple of trash cans to do our best to block the area off so people couldn't step in it.
This dude, wearing all white (white shirt, shorts, shoes) comes running down the path from the exit of the ride to try and get back into the line as soon as he can. We tried to yell at him to stop running, but it was too late. He jumped, lands in the barf and his legs slip out from under him, and he falls/rolls into all the red marinara barf.
5.Five-legged Elephant!!!
I was a safari driver at the Kilimanjaro Safari attraction in the Animal Kingdom. We had this elephant named Willy. Willy was an exhibitionist. I was driving a safari one day, spewing out facts about Elephants when I hear a tiny voice from the back of the truck yell: MOOOOM! HE HAS FIVE LEGS!!! I turn, and sure enough, there's Willy, standing with his five-foot-long dick just swaying in the Florida breeze. I had to turn my mic off; I was laughing so hard.
6.This Funny Incident
Someone had left an abandoned bag at the base of space mt for more than 15 minutes, so we followed the normal security procedures, and they brought a bomb dog out to sniff it. When our Pluto came to check the bag, he sniffed it and then sat down-- which signals there is something wrong with this bag. So we had to evacuate all of Tomorrowland, literally all of the attractions/stores/restaurants, and all the CMs were standing at all the entrances freaking out because now, of course, we were sure a bomb was going to go off and we would all die. Turned out that the backpack was just forgotten, full of carne asada burritos, and Pluto sat down because he thought he was getting a treat.
7.And Sex Acts are Not Uncommon at Disneyland
I once saw a guy getting a blow job in the Golden Horseshoe at Disneyland. There's a pair of couches at the top of the stairs and the second floor is usually empty after the shows finish for the day. Well, I walked up there just to check on the place and noticed a girl had her head on a guy's lap, and it was covered by a blanket. There was a movement... Now I knew what was going on, but I acted like I didn't and said "Oh no, is she feeling alright? Do you need me to call first aid?" The look on his face was priceless as he muttered something about her just being tired! They left shortly after.
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8.A Few More Crazy Incidents
Former WDW Cast Member. I swear most of my crazy stories come from working there. Things I've seen...
1. A man tried to take away Snow White on his shoulders
2. A Brazilian tour group beat the crap out of Donald Duck
3. An adult dropped trouser, took a dump next to a line of people and walked off laughing.
9.When This Employee Had His Heart in the Mouth for a Minute
Back in the day, I used to work Space Mountain in the Magic Kingdom. You would have your typical stuff to deal with - vomit, food, shoes falling off, etc. One day, we put a group of kids - one of which was admittedly too small to be on the ride, but we let him on because his bigger sister said she'd hold onto him - in their seats, let them go, get back to chatting.
When they finally come back, two of them are missing - the boy and his sister. So, naturally, we just completely lose our shit. We all let a kid too small get on the ride. We could lose our fucking jobs for that. We could go to prison for that. We shut down the ride, tell everyone someone vomited all over the seats, and go looking for this kid and his sister.
We literally had to climb around Space Mountain looking for these two, using the carts as something to hold onto. A huge, huge pain in the ass, by the way.
When we finally see them, it's bad. The boy is facedown on the tracks, dead as far as we could tell. And his sister is leaning on a pole connecting to the tracks, looking completely shot and dejected. Me and two other employees literally just broke down and started crying for a solid 15 seconds or so before the girl bursts out laughing and her apparently-not-dead little brother follows suit.
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10.Dealing With a Fat Lady
The fat fat fat fat fat lady tried to fit through turnstile - couldn't. Tries big stroller gate - didn't work. We had to open our overflow gate for her. She was pissy with me the whole time as if I forced pounds and pounds of sugar and fat down her for all those years.
11.Someone Groped a Princess
One time I saw a guy grope a princess while taking a photo with her. Full on boob grab, like he was drowning and her tit was a buoy. All the public staff (costumed, and actors) wear ear pieces and have noticeable security and security dressed like tourists. Anyway, she screamed, and all of a sudden men in suits burst from EVERYWHERE. Literally out of the walls, those small doors on the creepy houses, and from behind vendors. They snatched him up, and he disappeared into the wall behind the princess. All in all, it took less the 15 seconds. Then as if nothing happened she waves and takes another photo with a little kid.
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12.Baby in the Backpack!
While checking seat belts and came across a lady with a backpack on her lap so I tell her to put it under the seat. She refuses and I notice that the backpack was moving. I asked her to open it, and she refuses. I asked her one more time, and she did. There was a baby in the backpack. She was asked to leave.
13.Parents Leave Ashes Of Their Cremated Children
Parents spread the ashes of their dead children in Cinderella Castle's moat on a regular basis (not with park permission), so their kids can spend eternity at the "happiest place on earth".
14.This Stupid Parent
A woman kept slapping her little daughter for acting like a kid.
15.This Wannabe Steven Irwin
I worked at the park for eight months on the student program. The dumbest thing I saw was someone jumping the fence to hand feed a gator a hotdog.
Being a Disney employee is not just living your dream, in fact it's harder than most of our jobs, They have so many rules to follow to maintain the Disney standard that everyone expects from Disney. Here are 15 secret Disney employee rules you don't know of. Please be extra polite and nice to them when you visit Disneyland or Disney world next time.
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