15 People Confess The Weirdest Thing They Have Masturbated To
Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 11:49 am
By:James Fraser
Loading...
Masturbation is a private act. Over 90% of the population does it. However, most people don't admit or talk about it openly. Masturbation is nothing but erotic thinking followed by stimulation of sexual organs to reach an orgasm. One can't really masturbate without thinking about someone or something. People masturbate to their crushes, friends, celebrities, colleagues or just about anyone! What if people actually tell those weird fantasies they have masturbated to? Sounds hilarious, right? Well, It is both amusing and creepy. Read fifteen stories of people confessing the weirdest and craziest thing they have masturbated to.
1.Doing it with the Mud!
When I was a horny fourteen-year-old I hiked the Grand Canyon. I had seen some pretty young girls coming into the canyon on mules and that got me primed. I even saw a lady sunning herself in the nude on some secluded rocks. But it wasn't till I got to a muddy flat right next to the flowing Colorado River that I totally lost control. There I discovered by poking my finger into the mud that it produced a pleasant sucking sensation. So naturally I dropped my drawers and fucked that mud like there was no tomorrow.
TL;DR: I lost my virginity to the loving banks of the Colorado River.
-BeanieMcChimp
2.This Truly Shocking Confession
The sound of my parents having sex. I was 12.
-fr3sh2death
3.This Weird Behavior!
An Airbus A320. Had a seat behind the wing and watching the flaps deploy for landing just did something for me.
Had a decent wank in the hotel room thinking about them.
-Savvaloy
4.The Hilarious Masturbation Experiment
When I was a 13 year old boy my friends mother made a weird comment about soldiers loving baked beans. I was baffled and she explained that they'd warm up a can open the end and then fuck the beans in the can, because the texture was unbelievable.
I feigned a polite and scholarly interest, and when I got home I liberated a can of bakedbeans and warmed them up, opened the can and attempted to fuck it.
Now. Picture an open can of beans - The opening is at the top. Meanwhile the Human erect penis points up. Confusion and frustration. I was determined to sample this legendary sexual pleasure.
- this-guy-
5.Masturbating to Roommate’s Moans!
The sound of my roommate and his gf (also was a roommate) banging. She would moan so loud the entire apartment building could hear. They'd go at it for a half hour... I'd just walk out into the living room, with all the lights off, wearing nothing and shoot my load and go back to bed.
-his_throw_away
6.Yet Another Horrible Confession
My mother's underwear. I did not do it because they were hers, but because they were women's underwear. WTH was I thinking.
-cecilsaxon
7.Masturbating to Oneself!!
A mirror placed under my naked squatting b-hole....... I was a teenager with no Internet and no imagination.
-jhandboy
Loading...
8.This Weird Fantasy
Rape porn. When I finished, I was disturbed by what it might imply about my personality/psyche, that I get turned on watching rape fantasies.
9.The Most Dramatic Masturbation Ever
I once masturbated through tears as I listened to my wife make love to a stranger over the intercom
She was having sex with this guy and I always found the sound of her excited breathing so very erotic. So... turned on by her breathing and saddened by the fact that our marriage was dying and that she wasn't making love with me, she wasn't breathing that way with me, I masturbated and cried at the same time. I was all over the place.
I eventually got around to removing the intercomm.
We divorced, she remarried and moved away.
I've decided to abandon the house.
-da0ist
Loading...
10.Jerking to What?
I once walked in on a roommate jerking off to one of those like terrorist videos of a dude getting his hand cut off. At the time I thought it was the most disturbing thing ever, now I'm just like meh, dude wasn't hurting anybody. That dude is a cop now.
-TheLeopardColony
11.The Dark Side of Humanity
I guess the most fucked up shameful thing ive jerked to was a post somewhere where a girl described getting it on with her dog. It was written kind of raw, but afterwards i was like "wtf did i just do? Nooo!!!"
-JarlaxleForPresident
Loading...
12.It’s Sand This Time!
When I was in my early teens I had a raging hard on while at the beach. I guess I kinda tried to stick my dick in the sand, which led to sand in my urethra. It was extremely unpleasant for the rest of the vacation. So I guess I kinda got my first std from the jersey shore.
-jm628314
13.This Funny Confession from a Girl
Johnny Depp's nose. I was, ehem, discovering new sensations around the time Pirates of the Caribbean came out. I don't really know how to explain it. It was so smooth and greasy and sexy to me. I kept picturing him nuzzling my clit and pussy with it.
-PunkinNickleSammich
14.And this 'Gore Fetish'
That scene in hostel 2, (i think), where the girl is hanging from the ceiling above a bath tub and some naked girl touches herself while being showered in blood after cutting up the girl hanging from the ceiling.
-BuddingSociopath
15.Another Family Confession
When I was a teenager I found some audio files with gibberish names on my dad's itunes account. turned out to be a series of dirty messages he had saved from his ex-girlfriend. I copied them to a flashdrive and jacked off to them for a week or two
-Dogsfullife3454
Do you have any weird masturbation moment? then share it on our page.
Report
Loading...
Related Content
