15 Most Disgusting Yet Hilarious Cake Fails Ever

Tuesday, Aug 25, 2020, 11:31 am

By:Tony Williams

Cakes are the center of attraction for a birthday, wedding day or any other celebration events. Cakes need not necessarily look like a standard cake. Many skilled and creative bakers are out there in the town ready to deliver you a cake exactly the way you want it. Color, shape, size... Whatever your requirement is, they transform your cake idea into a reality. Cartoon character themed cakes, animals, birds, or even human-shaped cakes are popular. Creativity is good. However, it has its own downsides too. Check these fifteen most disgusting cakes that can possibly kill your likeness towards cakes permanently! 

1.Halloween cake

"Um... honey?" "Yeah." "I really appreciate the cake and everything." "Yeah." "But you do know that it's Valentine's Day, right?" "Yeah." "Just checking." "Yeah." "Oh, and honey?" "Yeah." "Is it just me or does my coffee smell like chloroform?" "Yeah." "Just checking."

2.Crazy Eyeball

Can you guess what will be the best cake an optometrist's birthday? Yes, An eyeball! No, not a real eyeball, they see them a lot everyday but instead an actually eyeball cake like this one.

3.Mouse or a wolf?

"What's the matter, Grandma? You've hardly touched your birthday cake. Are you feeling okay?" "Yes, I know it's scary and weird, but little Tyler put a lot of effort into this cake and it would be a nice gesture of you to have a piece before we head off to the Gwar concert."

4.Zombie cake

Yes, this is a real thing. A cake that somebody -- presumably a sighted person -- thought would be a good idea to have in his (or, God help us, her) home and eventually eat. I don't begin to understand it, but I'm dying to know what part of your soul melts away when you put a fork in the eyeball.

5.Penis cake

The question that must be on your mind here is just why? At what point when it comes to making a cake do you reach the conclusion that you should go ahead and produce this? To begin with, if your parts looked like this, then surely you would be a bit concerned about your ability to keep yourself clean? However, perhaps the biggest worry is that they clearly gave up before it was finished and just stuck a banana on as a penis, or maybe they ate the original one?

6.Arm and rats

What is fascinating about this cake is that the person that made it clearly thought that the severed arm and blood was not enough and felt that they had to take it up another level and include the rats. Do you not think that one of the rats has a seriously long tail? Just look at it. If you are going to make a disgusting cake, then at least still try to make it look like its real?

7.Eyeballs and fingers

What can be said about this cake that the image does not already tell you? Yes it is clearly well crafted, but in all honesty it does look a bit too well crafted. Where would you even start with eating this? Do you offer an eyeball first? Perhaps find out if people are an ear or a finger person? It really is well made, but could you even put some in your mouth?

8.Child delivery cake

If this cake doesn't make you want to run out and get pregnant, then congratulate yourself for being normal. Baby shower cakes are supposed to be cute, with a blue or pink theme. Instead this cake, which has to be homemade, makes me want to see my OBGYN so I can get my tubes tied. The cake is supposed to be a baby making its grand entrance into the world, but sadly the actual portal looks infected and diseased. The baker even decided to spruce the cake up a bit with pubic hair sprinkles. I do have to give it to the baker for being the first person, in history, to showcase a baby being born through a woman's butt.

9.Toilet Cake

I would find this cake completely disgusting, if it were actually put together well. It's obvious this cake is supposed to be the after-effects of someone dealing with a bout of explosive diarrhea. Unfortunately, the baker missed the mark with this one on so many different levels. The bowl of the toilet is so shallow, that it's no wonder there's fecal matter all over the place. The poop looks more like chocolate drops instead of actual turds and the maggots look more like decapitated fingers.

10.Bill Cosby's favorite!

We finally found a cake that would be perfect if you were entertaining Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable. This is an obstetricians dream complete with forceps and all. I really love the bowl stuffed with umbilical chord off to the side. The guys at cake boss are really paying attention to details these days.

11.Happily ever after ?

This is a wonderful wedding cake if your fiance is a member of the Adams family. This cake is playing for keeps with eyes and fingers on it layers. This cake sends one message. Do not get on this persons bad side. This cake also has one of the most iconic wedding vows of all time inscribed on it "Till death do us part" Aw how romantic!

12.The cake that sends a message

When someone sees this cake I'm sure this phrase comes to mind. "I didn't know Kim Kardashian had a bakery?" This is the cake that no one, literally no one wants to get. The cake depicts a mouth or if you look at it at another angle a vagina with herpes on it. This is the cake that a super sweet guy gets you after he gave you "The Herp".

13.Cockroach Cake

This cockroach cake looks disgusting. Oh yes, it is a yummy chocolate cake, and there are some nice and crunchy chocolate chips arranged to look like legs. Even though it is yet another delicious cake, most people will have a problem in slicing and eating this giant cockroach cake! 

14.Asian Toilet Cake

This cake really deserves the 'Worst Cake Ever' prize. The cake looks like an Asian squat toilet. Squat toilets are seen in most Asian countries. Unlike a typical western toilet, people actually squat on the toilet to poop. We guess you now understand what that yellowish part of the cake is referring to! The cake is too disgusting. Let's hope it didn't ruin someone's birthday. 

15.Litter Box Cake

This is yet another disgusting cake. If someone loves pets so much, get them a cake that looks like a cute dog or a cat. A litter box cake? Seriously? We don't know the logic behind this cake, and why someone had chosen it over a conventional cake, but it looks disgusting anyway.We really hope Matt is their Dog's name.

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