A Guy Who Couldn't Hide His Cannibalistic Instincts

Saturday, Feb 6, 2016, 6:52 pm

By:James Fraser

A guy friend was stroking my arm at a bar. I was drunk and didn't mind cuz it kinda felt nice, even though it seemed weird. After some time, he gets a quizzical look and says, "Wow, your skin is so soft, despite the muscles underneath. You have very nice muscles, just tender enough. If we were ever in one of those situations where we had to resort to cannibalism to survive, I'd definitely eat you first. I might not even wait until it became necessary for survival, I might just eat you first anyway."

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