And The Bizarre Sexual Fetish
Thursday, Feb 4, 2016, 6:57 pm
By:James Fraser
Once, after a lonely and drunk night at the bar in which I went home alone, I made an OKCUpid account. I made my profile picture one of my cuddling with a baby elephant, then passed the fuck out.
I awoke to a raging hangover and a message in my inbox from a very large woman who had written out a list of sexual things she wanted to do to me, including, but not limited to, "sticking that elephants nose up my ass like a muppet and blowing air out my mouth like a foghorn."
I deleted the account.
-sharkiest
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