And This Funny Drunk Lady
Thursday, Feb 4, 2016, 7:02 pm
By:James Fraser
I still don't understand it.
She was drunk. I was drunk. We just met. We flirted.
We were on a friend's front porch, waiting for that friend to come back with food. We kept flirting, but neither one of us made a move. We were also getting hungrier and wondering what kind of food our friend would bring back. We hoped for pizza and salad from this trendy pizza place nearby.
Somehow, the two desires (hunger and flirting) got crisscrossed in her head. She turned towards me, leaned close, gazed into my eyes, and in a seductive voice said, "If I was salad, how hard would you rape me?"
-zeroarkana
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