Not What You Hope To See When Moving Into A New House
Thursday, Dec 24, 2015, 6:42 pm
By:James Fraser
I was moving into my new house, a one bedroom duplex. As my friends and I were leaving to pick up another load of my stuff, the lady next door approaches my friend, Beaner. Eyes wild and hair disheveled she asks, "Have you seen my son? I thought I saw him get in your car." Mildly concerned, I say, "There hasn't been anyone here other than us..." As she fidgets with her cigarette lighter, "Are you sure? I saw him leave with that guy." She points at my friend Beaner. I shake my head, "Nope. He's been with me the whole afternoon." She cocks her head to the left and says, "I'm calling the police, you can answer to them" and stomps away. We returned 45 minutes later with another load, two police cars were parked along the curb outside of my new house. "Shit!" I say, hopping out of the truck. As I put the key in it's hole and unlock my door, there is a ruckus behind me. "You stupid pigs, they took my son, you need to arrest them.
You see, the son she was speaking of, did not exist. The day I moved in, was her 7th day without meds.
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