And This Terrible Mess Up
Thursday, Jan 21, 2016, 4:57 pm
By:James Fraser
Five of us spent the weekend in Juarez a while back (before it was so murdery). One dude drank nothing but tequila and spent the whole night chatting up a girl he was convinced was the hottest thing he had ever seen. We spent the whole night trying to convince him she was a dude. One blowjob in an alley later, she flops out her cock for reciprocation. He actually threw up on him/her and ran out to us yelling "Fuck fuck fuck!!" We laughed and laughed. And laughed. Then laughed some more.
If we ever try to tell that story around him, he will take his ball and go home, immediately.
- witless_banality
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