Door Mat

"She said it was chewable. The door mat. The chewable door mat's not chewable. Not at all." So basically the guy that said this has been dreaming that he was chewing on a door mat, but why is it such a surprise to find out that it is not actually chewable after all? Was he really shocked by this? It sounds like it.
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