He Spent 25,747,200 Seconds Without His Sunglasses

How does he even get ideas like these? He calculated the time from when he started texting to her. Well, he has been texting her continuously for 298 days! We almost ran out of words to describe this guy and his epic adventure. What was that girl doing? How can she ignore so many messages! If we were her, we would buy him a sunglasses store and totally erase him from our lives!

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