Here Comes The First Offensive Joke!

How much sex do Catholic priests get? Nun, at all! 

As this topic is exclusively dedicated to bad puns and jokes, we don't think we can find any better jest than this to begin this list! It's a hilarious pun, isn't it? We agree that it's offensive, but, hey, that is what this topic is all about. Prepare yourself to read numerous terrible, dark, and offensive puns and jokes! Getting back to the point - it is one of the "punniest" jokes we have ever read. If you are a big fan of puns, you are going to love this play of words!