Security Questions!

Where was your first job? Oh, well, I don't have a job yet! 

In which city were you first kissed? Oops, I never had a partner in my life! 

What is your best friend's name? Um, I don't have any best friends! 

What was the first car you owned? Car? Please read the first answer!  

Let's hope this security questionnaire was not present on depression or self-help website!