The Bloodshed!

Remember the date when your girlfriend blasted off her mom's rocket launcher and entered into the world. Didn't get that? We are talking about her birthday! Furthermore, remember the date your girlfriend sends out dead baby eggs every month, soaked in a pool of blood! Oh yes, stay aware of her menstrual cycle and keep a note of her period dates. Man, never trust those dates! Smashin yo girl today cuz her period is due tomorrow is just like steppin on a ketchup sachet with a hole! Pressure does the job before gravity comes into the picture! 

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