The Right To Bear Arms!

"Everyone has right to bear arms? In Soviet Russia, we have right to whole bear!" 

This joke is older than dirt! Let's twist it and make it a little more interesting. How about a "right to arm bears?" A bear with a gun is the sassiest thing you will ever see! By the way, it isn't against the law to keep a bear as a pet in Russia. Russians just need to make sure their pet bears don't pose a threat to people living in the neighborhood. Interestingly, it isn't illegal to keep bears as pets in the American states of Nevada, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Delaware!