This Scary Question On Death

Would you rather sit in a big microwave oven and burn yourself to death or sit in a refrigerator until you die? 

A weird question, we must say, but this one helps you to find out who in your friends' group are smart and know about science and stuff! The ideal answer should be killing oneself in a life-sized microwave oven. The death is going to be very painful, but it is a lot quicker than dying of hypothermia. Let's not forget the frostbite the butt gets while seated in a refrigerator!