Too Much Food And Drink Don't Go Well Together
Thursday, Jan 21, 2016, 4:53 pm
By:James Fraser
After a lovely Italian banquet, dressed semi-formally, my best friend, her brother and his girlfriend and I decide to continue drinking at our local watering hole. My friend ate tripe and God only knows what else and upon arrival at the bar, announces that she needs to GO. Except it's like a fucking high school reunion in there and she refuses to poop in a small two stall extremely crowded bathroom. So we head back outside, and she finds an alley and proceeds to liquid shit a mere 20 feet from the bar with me on watch out. Alls better and she's finishing up when a gust of hot wind comes from behind her and takes the stank of poo directly into my face. I immediately vomited. We both don't like to talk about it.
- rock_island
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