What'll Be Your Choice?

Would you rather shit bricks or puke slugs?  

Puking slugs seems to be a good idea! It sucks, but at least it's not going to hurt you badly. Hey, have you watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? Do you remember that scene where Ron Weasley accidentally curses himself and starts throwing up slugs? Yuck! It's not a pretty sight, but as we said before, puking slugs is much better than getting your rear ripped by those bricks! What do you think?