When You Watch UFC While You Are Drunk
Thursday, Jan 21, 2016, 4:55 pm
By:James Fraser
The first time I mixed tequila and whiskey, me and my drinking mate (who is 6" taller and has 100lbs on me) start wrestling. I think we were watching UFC or something. Anyways, he gets me in a bad guillotine choke. It was bad because he had my jaw in there. Afterwards, I had a case of TMJ (couldn't open my mouth much) that lasted for a couple of months. Afterwards, my jaw clicked any time I opened it. Fast forward a few years, and there we are mixing tequila and whiskey again. I asked him to punch me in the face, and he obliged. He knocked me the fuck out. However, he fixed my jaw. It doesn't bug me at all anymore.
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