When An Ex Got Drunk And Made A Mess!
Thursday, Jan 21, 2016, 4:54 pm
By:James Fraser
My ex GF once showed up at 2 in the morning unannounced after we had been broken up for two weeks. She is hammered drunk, so I just put her to bed because I had to work in the morning and didn't even wanna deal with her. About an hour later I wake up, and she is squatting down on my floor taking a piss. I turn the light on and I'm like "wtf are you doing?". She pulls her pants up pushes me away and calls me some other dudes name. She's grabbing her stuff to leave, and I'm pretty pissed at this point so just let her leave super drunk. I clean up the piss and go back to bed. About an hour later someone if pounding on my door again. I open it and its her shes like"hey what are you doing". I'm like you just pissed on my floor and left! She responds with "pfff I wasn't even here."
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