Who Comes First!

"Go ahead call cops, let's see who cums first?!"

This is yet another inappropriate but funny rape sloth meme! That rape sloth in the meme does "cums" first because male sloths usually last no longer than a few seconds, often less than five seconds. However, a male and female sloth takes a lot of time to settle them into a comfortable position to have sex. Do you know sloths mate hanging upside down? Interestingly, sloths eat, mate, and even deliver babies hanging upside down!