Who's Deaf?
Friday, Mar 11, 2016, 6:08 pm
By:James Fraser
A man goes to a doctor. He says, "Hey doctor, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor replies, "Here's something you can try to tell if she's really going deaf. Stand a few steps away from your wife and ask her some question. Walk a few steps close to her until she responds. You remember the distance and come back to me."
The man goes home. He says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He doesn't hear an answer, so he slowly walks closer toward her.
"Honey, what's for dinner?" He asks.
He doesn't get any response.
He moves a little further, and asks her, "Hey, honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies, "Jesus, for the eleventh time, I said we are having meatloaf for dinner!!!"
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