You Suck Business Card

Instead of networking with people around the world, this person spends their time printing up frivolous business cards. This person probably pops a blood vessel anytime they see someone who has parked their car too close to the curb or on a slight slant. Instead of letting the parking mishap go, this person gives this 'business' card to the person so they can improve their parking skills.
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