Do You Have A Quarter? My Mother Told Me To Call Home When I Met The Girl Of My Dreams

This line is disgusting, great and outdated all in one. A quarter? One would be hard pressed to find a working pay phone in 2013. This line can work in this day and age but it needs a little updating. Instead of saying quarter, how about. A phone plan with some minuets on it. Or an unlimited texting plan.
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