This Honest But Funny Confession
Wednesday, Jul 12, 2017, 1:44 pm
By:James Fraser
"I was hungry.
I was coming home from band practice, still pretty knackered and decided to go for a drink at a local bar. Girl comes in, sits next to me and we have a little chat. She starts to get a little flirty, which I only realized in hindsight, and says something along the lines of "Hehe, such a porn-situation: Single lady comes into a bar and starts chatting up guys." My bleary-eyed self absent-mindedly told her good luck and that I had to go rather soon. She asked: "Oh, someone waiting for you at home?" -"Yup, leftover pizza, a beer and my bed... I'm bushed." The invitation at hand didn't even register with me. I don't know what my limbic system did or thought at the moment, but it clearly preferred sustenance over procreation. I guess millions of years of evolution successfully cock-blocked me, that night."
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