Yo Baby, You Be My Dairy Queen, I'll Be Your Burger King, You Treat Me Right, And I'll Do It Your Way The Right Way

I love the cross branding on this one. You have Burger King and Dairy Queen in there respectively. For that this one deserves some kudos. Notice I used the word "some "aside from that this line is a dud. The only way this line would work is if the girl thought you were inviting her to have a 'DQ Blizzard'.
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