Alan's Masturbation Reference

Alan is like a perverted Socrates. He says things that no one else thinks of, but they are typically perverted. When Alan considers hitting the casino so they can get the ransom money, Doug and Stu tell him he shouldn't because it's illegal. Alan replies, "It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
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