Mike Epps' Ruffies Monologue

Black Doug (Mike Epps) was the token African American in the film. His character didn't have much to say, but his ruffies monologue was hilarious. He said, "I always wondered why they were called ruffies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories.. Why not floories, right? 'Cause when you take 'em, you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies? That's a good new name fo' 'em."
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